no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

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8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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leakinginklikeblood:

oateyboat:

I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea. 

#British problems on the high seas. 

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shejla21:

shrinkfaster:

Drugs I’ve done:
-dxm
-benzos
-opiates
-weed
-cocaine

Which should i go for next though??

-church

(via laughcentre)

me : i really have to stop swearing , okay i'll start now.
*trips over something *
me : you fucking son of a bitch.
bulbagarden:

Surfing Forever by Gabasonian

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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mermaidmelusine:

daddysbrattykittycat:

arefinedrascal:

always reblog

Damn right!

I’ve reblogged this about a million times but I refuse to stop

mermaidmelusine:

daddysbrattykittycat:

arefinedrascal:

always reblog

Damn right!

I’ve reblogged this about a million times but I refuse to stop

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chaoticpirate:

Assassin’s Creed Meme

(2/4) Male Assassins 

 Connor Kenway

(via nalleybrien)

arutairu:

The only videogame levels: grass, egypt, fish, trees and hell

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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